Witzfigur im weißem Haus

[Kugler]

Witzfigur im Weißen Haus

Der Präsident trifft Sicherheitsberaterin Condoleezza Rice. Das erfundene Protokoll der Sitzung, dessen Sprachwitz nur auf Englisch funktioniert, sorgt derzeit im Internet für weltweite Heiterkeit.

Theater-Autor James Sherman aus Chicago hat den Text in Anlehnung an
einen
> Sketch des amerikanischen Komiker-Duos Abbott and Costello geschrieben.
> Die angesprochenen Politiker sind:
>
> Hu Jintao, Chinas neuer KP-Chef, UN-Generalsekretär Kofi Annan und
> PLO-Chef Jassir Arafat
>
>
> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>
> George: That's what I want to know.
>
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The guy in China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The new leader of China.
>
> Condi: Hu.
>
> George: The Chinese guy!
>
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>
> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>
> Condi: That's the man's name.
>
> George: That's who's name?
>
> Condi: Yes.
>
> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
> East.
>
> Condi: That's correct.
>
> George: Then who is in China?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir is in China?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Then who is?
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Yassir?
>
> Condi: No, sir.
>
> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: No, thanks.
>
> Condi: You want Kofi?
>
> George: No.
>
> Condi: You don't want Kofi?
>
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
> then get me the U.N.
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi?
>
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>
> Condi: And call who?
>
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>
> Condi: Yes, sir.
>
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>
> Condi: Kofi.
>
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
> Condi (picks up the phone): Rice here.
>
> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
> food in the Middle East?
>
>

[MrDiesel]

Aaaahh, ist das kewl! :lol: :lol:
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MrDiesel

[Roler0301]

Ich brech zusammen....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[blackmonster]

noch ne Witzfigur im weißen Haus:

Dancing Bush

und:

dancing Bush

auch in der Downing Street gibt man sich alle Mühe fit zu bleiben:

Blair the Motivator

und für die ganz jungen unter uns:

United we dance

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ich hatte einen sehr schönen Abend. Es war nicht dieser, aber ich möchte nicht klagen.

[LGross]

HuuuuuaaaaHuaahua *träääänenlach!*

[Kugler]

Die Klips sind ja einfach nur amerikanisch

Schmeißwegvorlachen :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ Diese Nachricht wurde editiert von Kugler am 19.01.2003 um 17:42 Uhr ]

[NR-N11]

*amBodenliegundBauchvorlachenhalt*

[Nathan]

und für die deutschen gibt es noch den
bundesdance




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